An Exercise In Audible DISTORTION

Jake - 25 - Texas

Would it help if I said my facial expressions out loud?

I love this movie so much.

LADY IN THE RED COAT WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT BAG?
LADY IN THE BLUE COAT
DO YOU KNOW
THE LADY IN THE RED COAT?

(Source: garysoldman, via spikejonzze)

RIP Ryan Hanson. I’m gonna miss our banjo banter.

RIP Ryan Hanson. I’m gonna miss our banjo banter.

Don’t mess with me, I’m clothing store tough. (I got yelled at for this [worth{it}])

paulftompkins:

In my line of work, one finds oneself, now and again, in a costume shop. And even if one is not looking for the Green Gladiator per se, one may encounter him nonetheless, and one is never quite the same ever after.

Holy shit. Is that Dustin Hoffman?

paulftompkins:

In my line of work, one finds oneself, now and again, in a costume shop. And even if one is not looking for the Green Gladiator per se, one may encounter him nonetheless, and one is never quite the same ever after.

Holy shit. Is that Dustin Hoffman?

(via doctorlamp)

The Greenhornes - Show Me Love

banderboucher:

The third in a trilogy 

jakerocks:

Oh Jesus, I just woke up from a drunken stupor. I messaged so many people tonight. I’m sorry if you were one of them. On the bright side! I had a wonderful time tonight! So many good friends (that’ll probably never see this, because I keep my tumblr private ‘cause I’m afraid). Haha, so funny :-(

Yeah I’m still ddrunk

Oh Jesus, I just woke up from a drunken stupor. I messaged so many people tonight. I’m sorry if you were one of them. On the bright side! I had a wonderful time tonight! So many good friends (that’ll probably never see this, because I keep my tumblr private ‘cause I’m afraid). Haha, so funny :-(

Coolest thing I’ve seen all day? Gary Oldman wearing a @thirdmanrecordsofficial t-shirt

Coolest thing I’ve seen all day? Gary Oldman wearing a @thirdmanrecordsofficial t-shirt